《轉載》打針

病童：打針前為什麼要擦棉球？

父親：那是酒精，先把你的屁股擦醉了，再打針就不痛了

病童：可是我還是痛呀！

父親：那是因為你酒量大啊！

病童：＃*@!#@@#$%^^%&......

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If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Don't complain!