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Part 1
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If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Don't complain!
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2002-05-23, 20:45 |
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2002-05-23, 20:43 |
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2002-05-23, 20:40 |
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Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
«¢Åo, §A¥´¨Ó¦N©i©M¬À¶®®a¤F! §Ú̲{¦b¨S¿ìªk±µÅ¥¹q¸Ü,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down,
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and I like doing it left to right ...real slowly. So leave a message,
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and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
·í§Ų́ê¤ú¨ê¦n«á, §ÚÌ´N·|¦^ call µ¹§AÅo!
Hi, this is John.
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If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money.
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If you are my parents, please send money.
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If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
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If you are my friends, you owe me money.
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If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
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Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
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Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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(Sexy female voice with heavy panting)
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Hi, you've reached 555-3456. John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out...(aah)
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Yes, he's in again...(ooh)No he's out... (aah)
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Why don't you just leave your name and number
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and he'll call you as soon as he... comes.
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♥¶¶¤l¦Ñ±Cªººô©ç¡A½Ð¦hÃö·Ó¡ã
If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Don't complain!
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2002-05-23, 20:39 |
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2002-05-23, 20:31 |
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½Ð°Ñ¦Ò¥H¤Uªº«H¥ó¤º®e, «H¤¤©Ò´£¤ÎªºÀÉ®× jdbgmgr.exe ¨ä¹ê¬OWindows §@·~¨t²Î¥»¨´N¦³ªºÀÉ®×,¤£n»¡¤@¯ë¤H, ´Nºâ¬O§Ú¤]¤£ª¾¹D³oÓÀɮ׬O°µ¤°»ò¥Îªº, µM¦Ó¥¦¤@©w¦³¥¦ªº¥Î³~, ¬å±¼¥¦¦bµu´Á¤º©Î³\¹ï§Aªº¨t²Î¤£·|¦³¤°»ò¼vÅT, ¦ý¤]³\§ï¤Ñ§A»Ýn¥¦®É, §A´N·|ı±o§Aªº¹q¸£«ç»ò©Ç©Çªº!!
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Subject: URGENT URGENT Virus
Hello all,
Please check your C drive for this virus that sends itself to all the people
in your address book. It is not an email, it is an exe file and will stay in
your C drive for 14 days before destroying everything apparently. It was on
our computer, sent to us from someone else who had it sent to them. There
are instructions below as to how to get rid of it but please ensure you
delete the file when you find it (do not double click on it) and then delete
all items in your Recycle bin and then send this email on to all the people
in your address books. We understand that the virus stays hidden for 14
days before destroying the operating system.To eliminate the virus you must
do the following :
1)Click on "START" and then click on "FIND"
2)In FIND click on FILES or FOLDERS then write the name of the file
jdbgmgr.exe
3)Make sure you are searching in C DRIVE
4)The virus has an icon like a Grey Teddy Bear
5)DO NOT OPEN IT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY.
6)THEN DELETE YOUR RECYCLE BIN, as it is still active in the Recycle Bin.
7)If you find the virus, please send this to all the people in your address
book, before the virus causes any damage.
IF IN DOUBT CONTACT YOUR COMPUTER SPECIALIST.
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♥¶¶¤l¦Ñ±Cªººô©ç¡A½Ð¦hÃö·Ó¡ã
If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Don't complain!
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